It turns out, I do have a UTI. I guess I am relieved by that because now I can treat it and get better and stop peeing my pants. Just one little snag, my infection is MRSA (methicillin resistant staphylococcus aureus or The Big Bad Bug). I blame Chad. I know he must have brought it home with him on his last visit and gave me a super bug. Rude.
Did you know that being married to a doctor is a health hazard? Well, it is. Their ties, for example, are crawling with bugs. Then, there are their scrubs and shoes that have been sprayed with blood and who knows what else over the course of a day. It's a good thing I am not a germaphobe.
There is one thing that Chad brings home with him, though, that really bothers me. Other than the current infection that I am loving oh so much, it is the smells that really drive me crazy. Anatomy lab, hospital soap, hospital smells, etc. are a potpourri of heinous nose violators. Yuck.
Whenever Chad has to spend time in the anatomy lab, there are certain rules he must follow. Go immediately to the shower. Do not pass Go, do not collect hugs and kisses, and do NOT under any circumstances touch anything with your nasty self. He knows the anatomy lab rule and follows it. It's a good thing he understands at least that rule. Now, if I could only get him to stop taking off his socks and leaving them all over the house...
Did you know that being married to a doctor is a health hazard? Well, it is. Their ties, for example, are crawling with bugs. Then, there are their scrubs and shoes that have been sprayed with blood and who knows what else over the course of a day. It's a good thing I am not a germaphobe.
There is one thing that Chad brings home with him, though, that really bothers me. Other than the current infection that I am loving oh so much, it is the smells that really drive me crazy. Anatomy lab, hospital soap, hospital smells, etc. are a potpourri of heinous nose violators. Yuck.
Whenever Chad has to spend time in the anatomy lab, there are certain rules he must follow. Go immediately to the shower. Do not pass Go, do not collect hugs and kisses, and do NOT under any circumstances touch anything with your nasty self. He knows the anatomy lab rule and follows it. It's a good thing he understands at least that rule. Now, if I could only get him to stop taking off his socks and leaving them all over the house...
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hi! i came across your blog which was linked on somebody else's blog etc etc etc.. anyway, i'm a 31-year-old wife of a doctor as well. and i know exactly what you mean by making him go straight to the shower when he gets home! :D